Age gap schmage gap.
Mine's bigger than MM's and it works.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Despite everything, I still end up always being the adult
How does that work?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Cos you're the woman.
And what a woman...
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

^^ this.
I haven't even met you and you seem like a top lady.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I've just read your QOTW replies
I'd like to point out that you sound like a hell of a fine person, and I admire your prose style. Good work.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Because he's mentally retarded due to a lack of oxygen during birth
and will never learn to tell the time or tie his shoelaces, much less fill in tax forms.

Is my guess.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:54, archived)