There was a chap on the telly who looked like an older version of you
and he was a barrister, I think. He wore one of those law dresses.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hilarious strikethrough of the word law to imply Wormulus is a cross dresser.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

He really did though. Come Dine With Me, it was.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Oh God.
That one with the speedos? You're right. You're so right it HURTS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Barrister chap, didn't like the banoffee pie using yoghurt thing.
I didn't see all of it, I was tidying, but my partner did ask me why I shouted 'FUCK ME, Tarquin's on the telly'.

Do we mean the same guy? Also, how the hell was banoffee man NOT gay?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

More to the point
What sort of scrubber goes pawing through someone else's bins at a dinner party?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Ennit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

?
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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Negatory.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

That's what Wormulus looks like when he takes the clothes pegs off from the back of his head.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hahahahaha, great joy.
Bless his little head and fabulous taste in coats.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)