my brother caught an unknown 25lb mirror carp from our club lake saturday, he get's to name it, he's going to call it 'fin diesel'

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Carpe Diem.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Which films were they in?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Diem dick
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

SEIZE THE DICK MAFFERS

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Are you coming on to me?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I've always been told seize doesn't maffer

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I'm not going to be able to top that today,
maybe I should retire.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

You could go one better by spelling it right.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

There used to be some monsters in the club lakes here
A few years ago some bastards put chemicals in the best pond and it wiped out nearly everything.

Edit: Oh and call it General Zod
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

SWWWWWWAMP THINGGGG!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

You make my heart sing.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

wankers

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Gill Collins

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

How do you tell them apart?
What if you've got twins or triplets living in the pond?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

scale patterns are faily unique

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

and they laminate the fish with their name on them.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)