My birthday's not for fucking ages
but it is my quarter of a century. I'm going to go and watch naked ladies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Interesting way to spend it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Not really, but it's been a while since I've been and watched strippers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

If you want to watch naked men I'll do it for a fiver.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

What are you up to on November the 30th?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I don't know what's happening with my life after the 20th of June,
so I guess I'm free.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Excellent.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The first part or the second part?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'll do my helicopter impression for £2.50

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I do a good Marty Pellow/Cher/Brand for 40p

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

They dance and stuff so I hear

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

That's what I've been told.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

That's what I've been told.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

repeatedly it would seem

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I got overexcited.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02, archived)