SALAD! offends many people on here

(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

*hisses*
*recoils*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*dices cucumber in your direction*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

EEET BURRRNNSSSSESS US

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

it's just garnish, you're not supposed to eat it

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Same applies to cocktail umbrellas kids,
don't learn the way I did.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

did you eat them backwards, and when you did poos did they open out like an umbrella out the top of a chimney?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:13, archived)