Go and eat Piston's turd out of your dead granny's blackened cunt.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Go stick your head up a dead bear's bum

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

pfft :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

I heard that your house is like JF Sebastian's house in bladerunner
except all the creepy automata are pugs with dicks for noses.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

BRING IT: i give you...
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN WORMULUS
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Adding this to my profile.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Also, you'll be hearing from my Attorney.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

indeed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Please check your gaz.

Best wishes,

INTERNETLAWYERMAN
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

you get him, he was quite out of line to me earlier

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

But it was true!
Dogs are WICKED!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

oh noes D:
fuck. I need some money. I'm fucked :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

you are the sole one responsible for your downfall
ha
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

D':
it's like 'Falling Down' but I've got no guns...and I was ontime for Macdonald's breakfast :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

that, is brilliant.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, archived)