Your dad is a god imho
Butchers are gods amongst men
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

I was a butcher for five years
and my brother had his own shop in Abbott Road
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

*shudder*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

You are Loki of the butchering world
AICMFP
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Hankster isn't enough of a Trickster to be Loki

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Its one of the things i want to do with my life

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

If you get pigs eyes and throw them at a tiled wall
they crawl down slowly like those sticky octopus kids toys.

And making false ears from pigs ears and a coat hanger is great fun
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

You need to get a bit jollier first,
and this guy on now has me in stitches.

"If you can cope with the mess of the blood and the guts and the faeces, it's not that bad really."
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

As an ex archaeologist ive seen death
And its really a non issue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

yes
but have you smelt it?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

aye but
archaeology isn't fresh death
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

And have you ever seen a pile of 50plus skeletons
With babies still in the mother?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

All the time

( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

Yes I nipped down to my basement
only this morning
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

yes but them are bones
and it's sad, but they're just bones.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

You want to belittle a tiny fetal skeleton
Sitting between the hips of its mother
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

belittle fellate
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

I did archaeology at uni
so yes, plus skeletons with hideous injuries from death in battle and the like
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

And where was this?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

it's an art form
watching my dad joint an animal is one of my early memories.

Sadly there was more monies in computers.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

My friend's dad is a butcher.
I guess not a very good one, as he has 4 fingers on one hand, and 3 on the other.
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)