Home made pizza with chillies, salami and mushrooms. Housemate had to walk all the way to Morrisons
because there were no ready meals left. There's fruit, veg, meat, frozen veg, eggs, butter, pasta, rice etc etc, but if he can't prick the lid he doesn't cook it.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Stab the fucker
Or just buy tantalising ingredients
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I don't think he's ever boiled an egg.
I've only seen him use the hob once, that was for soup. I've never seen him use even a kitchen knife. He eats bread and ready meals, I think it's quite sad really.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

He's an idle fucker
God love him.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'd still go for the stabbing
An adult should be able to cook a basic meal or face a stabbing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Gordon?

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

The moron

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Gordon Ramsey stabbing folks who can't cook.
Would that be good telly?
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

I'd be fucked

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I dunno
I know for a fact you can do chilli and cake. Top wife material.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

I'd stab him every time he slapped his hands together

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)