Laziest 419 scammer ever:
Hello,
801,613 Euro is now yours. Congrats... You have won.
Send your information to Monte Fred +44-704-574-9850
Erik Andersen, Irish Lotto

The good old Irishman Erik Andersen. That Irish lotto man, Erik. With the name Monte Fred. And the Gmail address ilka7.

In other news, some beastie has eaten its supper from my forearm, little bastard. Do insects find you tasty?
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I like 419 chasers, if you have a spare while, give this a read:

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

www.419eater.com/
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

This is an

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

odd way of posting

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

I forgot to add in the link.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

why 419?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Something to do with the number of the law they break by sending those emails

( TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

It explains it all on the site

( TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Yeah, cunts.
Not horseflies, though, thank god. Their bites are ming.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

And why is it +44 when they're supposed to be Irish?
FAIL.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Fucking idiots. Whatever bit my arm had two goes,
it got it right second try. It had a big old clot on it, fair dos to the little bastard, I never felt a thing.
( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Midges get me, they find my face tasty.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Northampton Lady
I care not if you like rugby or not - you should see this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdORMGUzEqI
( TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Why is that on youtube?
It's just a tackle in rugby. I don't get it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

It's a fucking huge tackle
The guy was on his back for 5 minutes and won't play again for a few months.
( TY&GN, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Yeah, but that's part of the game.
You should see hurling if you think that's violent.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Haha, a good old row on the pitch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FelGHxSz9Ho

Typical dirty Tipp cunts.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

I make that number a UK number
07045 749850

I hope noone tries to call that after seeing it printed here - online
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Or text it.
Or anything like that.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Calling him a cunt.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

It's a commonly used number it seems
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%2B44-704-574-9850&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Yeah, it is, Ireland is 00353.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

do you just ring 00353 and ask for the person you want to talk to?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Yep, we all live in the one house.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

It's not even a very big house.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Stop oppressing me, you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

No.
I think I may have caused upset. I don't know yet.

www.b3ta.com/board/9472781
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Veiny.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Badger - 'Why are the testicles differently coloured to the cock?"
Don't men ever look at their genitals?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Got bitten by an ant in Cuba.
Suprisingly painful for such a little thing*.


*oooo errrr and all that bollocks.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

DRUID HAS LICE!
HE HAS LICE!

BECAUSE SEAN IS NEVER GOING TO POST THIS BLOODY GIF.
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hehehehehehehe

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Pfft!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I'm clicking "I like this!" because I like this.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

I heard he gets them from dog pubes

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

hahahaha

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

I'm OK for insects,
the edge of a baking tray fresh out of the oven tried to have a go at my forearm in Saturday. Not technically an insect though. Still 'Yowch'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

i think my alchol to blood ratio keeps them away
either that or the tonne of garlic i consume
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

All creatures great and small think I am delicious.
That includes you.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I've heard that you taste like komquats.
It's just hear say though.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Nom nom nom.

( Druid, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

I've heard you taste like motor oil and misery.
On the grapevine etc.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 May 2009, 0:26, archived)