Retarded! RETARDED?
Ferris is a fantastic name.

You have to give your child an interesting name, otherwise they'll be all boring and that.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

Yeah
You don't want to give your child a name like Sebastian
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Get the door, Matt
Get out of the bath, Matt
Did you get the paint, Matt?
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

I prefer Matthew, thank you very much

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Matthew smell
Matthew are an idiot
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

bit of a stretch

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

I'd like to know someone called Ferris
just so I could continually say 'Ferris, we'll go to the park today yes?'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

No, you give your child a name you like that isn't deliberately "interesting"
so they won't get bullied for it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:35, archived)