It was probably texted to you by mistake
their hooves make it very difficult to press the right keys
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

"Are you a horse? Want to speak to similiarly like-minded horses?
Text Horsechat 0898 505050. Two clops for no, three for yes."
( FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

If the faces on those late night ads are to be believed
this is already being advertised.



Shoddy, shoddy bitches.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I wouldn't pay £1.50 per text message to chat to "local women"
When I could just as easily go to the local and get ignored :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

"Call Mr Ed's XXXX trot-line
he's ready to talk to YOU now"
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:08, archived)