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Did one of you people just text me about the Hay festival?
I just got a text from your country, and I don't recognise the number.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
I don't have your number
or do I????

no I don't
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
GOT YOUR NUMBER.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
No you haven't

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
how?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
118.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
That's right.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
Wasn't me, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
*crosses off list of suspects*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Mwuhahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
Not me, I don't have your number and I didn't go.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
This is a terribly unsubtle attempt to get my number, here.
Poor quality pandering.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Not really, I'd not know what to do with it if I did have it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
Whats that? Sort sort of gathering of Fonz fans?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
Sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
sit on it

/edit: also! have you seen the 2000AD lbp stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
Funnily enough in the cold light of day any individual who claims that the toilet at Als place is his office
suddenly doesn't seem quite so cool.

/edit: also! No?!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
Wears tight leather, uses lots of hair care products, works in a public toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

says "AAAAAAAAAY" a lot
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
check it!
www.mediamolecule.com/
4 characters announced so far, 1 to come. any predictions?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

surely this is a perfect opportunity for Peter Andre to develop his post-relationship brand
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
Judge Death is a cert.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
3 judges though?
thought they'd go for another comic
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
If I had your number I wouldn't be texting you about a Hay festival.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
A festival about hay
Sounds very Rock and Roll
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
You can't bet a good roll in the hay.
It rocks.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
A good effort to make something out of nothing.
B+ for not giving in.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
I'm all about the sticktoitiveness.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
It was probably texted to you by mistake
their hooves make it very difficult to press the right keys
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
"Are you a horse? Want to speak to similiarly like-minded horses?
Text Horsechat 0898 505050. Two clops for no, three for yes."
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
If the faces on those late night ads are to be believed
this is already being advertised.



Shoddy, shoddy bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
I wouldn't pay £1.50 per text message to chat to "local women"
When I could just as easily go to the local and get ignored :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
"Call Mr Ed's XXXX trot-line
he's ready to talk to YOU now"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
wow, way to start a pointless thread there

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
I was asking a legitimate question, you fruit fancying batty boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
no need to get defensive there, I was being sarcastic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
No need to get explanatory there, I was being ironic.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
no need to apologise, water under the bridge, I've moved on, I'm seeing someone else now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
Please don't fight, mammy and daddy:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
Get back under the stairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
Also,this is clearly an attention seeking thread about your candle.
I thought better of you, Dr.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
What candle?
Oh that candle.

ATTENTION PLEASE EVERYBODY
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
*panders*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
If I said you had a beautiful candle
would you give us a quick reacharound?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
A friend of mine used the "If I said you had a beautiful body..." line on a girl a few year back.
Her reply was "of course not, I'd be flattered."

Guess the hair colour, folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
Haha
Also, woo candle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
Ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
Trick question
She was bald
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

white
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
wow, congratulations on signing up to a forum that already had thousands of members signed up to it
how will you celebrate the fact you were able to input a user name and email address into the required fields?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
there's even less concious effort involved in being born

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
I consider each birthday a celebration of survival against the odds :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:17, archived)