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Isn't that the idea of good pillow talk?

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
'Oh darling, you fucking remind me of a corn on the cunting cob'

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Maximinimus - 2005 Graduate of the Hollyoaks school of pillow talk.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
I didn't say it'd be bad, did I?

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
No, I was geniunely asking...

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
He can butter my crumpets any time he likes.
And by 'butter my crumpets' I mean [something about breasts and spunk].
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
I say *monocle*

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:39, archived)