A piss up is not an exact science.
Sore heads in the morning are obligatory. A girl in tears at the end of the evening is always an indicator of a good night out too.

Edit: I would reccomend Shepherd Neame's Brewery tour, very good. Beer and cheese afterwards too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

and half a kebab on your clothing.

( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

I WILL MAKE IT SCIENCE.
Look. They're drinking from test tubes.
( Cae1, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Fail.
Not enough volume of beer is held in a test tube.

500ml conical flask. That is more like it!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Fucking HUGE test tubes.

( Cae1, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Maybe just drinking beer with lab coats on would be sciency enough?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

You might have to do something.
Like measure how temperature effects the taste.
You must test this thoroughly by drinking it 3 different times at each temprature.
( Cae1, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Create a double blind testing, repeated three times.
And each time you must drink three pints 'just to be sure'.

The data collected then must be entered into SPSS and given a repeated measures ANOVA tests at the 0.05 level of significance to see what temperature is best.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

How can you do double blind testing with temperature of a drink?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm not sure.
Maybe if the barman didn't know the temperature and the drinker didn't either?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

You could probably blind the bartender,
but you'd struggle to stop someone knowing what the temperature of their drink is.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

That is true.
Maybe if there were only a couple of degrees in it they might not be able to tell.

Bad science.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

SHUT UP AND DRINK

( Cae1, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

When I last saw Orange Goblin they gave out test tubes full of jagermeister to the crowd.
Nice touch.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

I feel a bit apprihensive when drinking from test tubes.
They're what science is done in.
( Cae1, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Yep, that was on the list :)

(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Well worth doing.
Faversham is a pretty place and full of pubs too. If you need a guided tour of the pubs, i'm more than happy to oblige!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:32, archived)