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How did you
find that song? Any luck finding out anything at all about the Mr Food?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:08, archived)
Thats it, we're having you induced

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:09, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:10, archived)
Why

???

I do really just want to have it now though...oh I know this is prolly old news but ive always meant to say well done on your weight loss, i lost 5 stone last year (i think most of it has found me again, dont know not weighed) and i know how dedicated you have to be to get that far, well done

*offers apple as reward*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:13, archived)
Why thank you:)
55lbs it was
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:15, archived)
Thats a bloody big baby.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:16, archived)
Excuse me a second im just going to take a dump
And i will be thinking of you as i birth the mewling brown baby
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)
55lbs of brown-baby?
impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:19, archived)
I just googled

55 brown-baby
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:21, archived)
Wonders if that will guarantee getting fired?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:23, archived)

freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~t42cemeteries/Texas/Tarrant/Bedford/BROWN_baby_1902.JPG

edit:and for some reason, this: www.jud10.org/CountyCourt/CountyJudges/coon.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:23, archived)
Pfft.
Are there similar entries for Yellow, Black and Honky?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)
It's not the 55lbs that worries me
It's the mewling! What the hell did Mykey eat last night?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)
BABY!
Anyway im orf to the orifice for a bit...think i might take the afternoon off....and maybe tomorow...

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:27, archived)



*renders*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:30, archived)
and how about a courtesy flush for the benefit of others.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:27, archived)
Well done

I have managed to convince myself that the second I have this baby I will shed about 4 stone instantly.

I am gonna be so dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)
I have not found Mr Food
give me a clue, where did you hear it and when?
It may have been on a TV program rather than a single.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:23, archived)
Someone has suggested
it was a radio jingle, but I'm sure I remember a video to it as well, a real fat bloke in a skanky brown armchair, he had an accent, kinda northern I think. I am so sure it was a proper song, but of course I am me.

That doesn't actually help at all does it?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)
I read about a website
the other day where you can record yourself humming a tune and people will tell you what it is. Dont know what it was though. And I dont know if this is even very helpful because I have not been paying attention to anything that has been said.

Carry on.

Oh, and Ning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)
Oh try to remember

I remember the tune and everything it went like this

*hums*
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:33, archived)
Ham and Spam and lamb and jam
and chicken biriani? Not that one?

Edit: www.flowerbedmusic.com/biography.htm - got to number 62 in the UK Hit Parade
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:30, archived)
yes that's the lyrics she gave me
(or at least they are similar)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:34, archived)
No not Ham and Spam and lamb and jam
, chicken birini yes, peanut butter

Ham and Spam and lamb and jam could have been mentioned...in the bits Ive forgotten...what song is it???????
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:36, archived)
It was a spin-off
from Steve Wright in the Afternoon
www.scbd.connectfree.co.uk/flops/before-me-tea.html
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:37, archived)
Oh it might be.....
it looks as though it is doesnt it....where can i listen to it?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:37, archived)
ok I have found the catalog entry
Tangible records, 1990. "And That's Before Me Tea!'

As it only got to 62 it may take some finding.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:39, archived)
really got to work now
but www.b3ta.com/talk/617886
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:39, archived)
Ok
I will not look for it if she takes up your offer
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:41, archived)
This man (or woman) is lovely
wow!

I didnt make it up!

Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:42, archived)
Why?
In the name of all that is holy, why?

I don't have any experience with mp3s, but seeing as I can find about three pages about it, I don't fancy your chances.

Good news! You can buy the CD:
www.recordstores.com/cds/mr-food.html
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:40, archived)
I just remember it

at the time everyone was singing it, a few years after it went out, when ever I mentioned it no one knew what I was on about, it's nice to know I'm not going raving mad.

On a completly different note I get to pick up my crutches from physio today, so i can get people to hold my crutch!
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)
Crutches?
What have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)
It's not
this chap is it?

Could have been a spin-off single from the show.


/two penn'orth
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:28, archived)
no

dont think so...
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:34, archived)
Very brief 'ning to you all
I have Mr Food* on vinyl in the house.
Unfortunately I have no means of playing it, or transferring into mp3.
If you want it, email me (in profile) and I shall post it to you.
Got to do work now, so email me. ttfn.

*spin off from Steve Wright in the afternoon on Radio 1 c. 1986, very funny
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 8:36, archived)