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Knock knock.
Who is there?
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICKS.
Where are all the good people?
I like eggs.
LOLWAKI.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
CATLEGS McBALDYDOLE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
POOFTY.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
SHAGGAMUFFIN.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
I'm here.

will announce the new bash date later
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
Listen to this it is good.
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
erm, I clicked it, it took me to the site. I clicked it again and it took me straight back to the first link again.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
Try this then:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_baldmonkeystuff0014.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

There's loads of ways to listen; you can click on the post titles in the blog, you can use the RSS feed link below to subscribe in whatever you like or you can use the links right down there to go to Podcast Alley to listen to it. However you choose to listen to it, please do email us your feedback or problems.

[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

feeds2.feedburner.com/baldmonkeystuff
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
WANKER.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Thanks for your gaz
I'm super busy this morning, is it ok if I give you a shout a bit later on, probably about 6ish?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
OK fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
Listen to this:
etc
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
What good people?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
Dekazer, mostly.
I want to rub her hirsute titty-lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
I want to comb the biscuit crumbs out of her labia.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
Oh come on, I've just had my breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
I'm round a mates house waiting for some CPUs to arrive
lucky bastard won 2. Think they are worth £1.2k each. I might nick um and replace them with chedder.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
Good cheddar I hope,
none of this Tesco value crap.

You should never take shortcuts with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Homo

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
fark awf you spastic cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
spot the australian

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
here i am!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
*body slammage of tear enducing velocity*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Don't panic.
I'm here.

You stopped being lolwacky a long time ago. We just think you're a mad prick now.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
I was worried there
where have you been?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
Bumming men

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
In the bum, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Let's start a religion.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
Working and things and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
^^
this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
love, you've only been here a week surely

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
this,
don't be mean to baldmonkey, he's like /talk's violent sweary pet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
Getting annoyed at stupid hotel people and websites
Grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
They're doing something else that doesn't involve this place.
In other news, there's a Downs on my bus. And I don't mean me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
Where are you are FF off to ha ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
So now there's two Downs on your bus?
Is it a very short bus? With 'Rainbow Club' painted on the side?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
Is it following the yellow brick road?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
i bet it's you! oh, wait.
hello
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
If I were a woman or a gay
I would totally have sex with you
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
And I'd probably let you.
Women and gays are slags.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
look, i don't like you and you don't like me, let's just move on shall we

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
I like you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
I feel a bit awkward now.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Should I not like you now.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Grrr.
I do not like you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
I HATE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
I hate everyone called "dave" on the internet.
Or "melissa"
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
I'm here but I'm shit and generally a bit dull.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:20, archived)