I'm the most full of hate and malice.
You are a fat cunt.
See? You can't rival my hate and malice. Fuck you.
Just try to rival my hate and malice and you will see you can't. I dare you. Cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

shut it cat legs,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

You there!
Is it No. 75?
( GatheredCrustacean, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

It is :)
How are you?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Full of work stress
but now I'm off for 11 days. Hurrah!
( GatheredCrustacean, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

you're full of custard

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Up your poopipe you numpty wollyrong.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

hello

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I've just been sticking a litter of kittens on to a receipt spike.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I've been strapping blow torches to out kittens head and making them flame-joust.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

how many did you get on?
the guinness record is 26
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Ah but that was on a non-regulation 10" spike.
The official height for a receipt spike is 5" but as but nobody has submitted it to Guinness yet for inclusion in their tome.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm not competitive,
this is purely recreational.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

fair enough
you chicken
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Chicken=BEAK

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

haha, a valid point
carry on
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

We need to hook up a device to your pc.
Like a diabetes test. You put your thumb on it, it takes a sample of your blood and, if there aren't enough meds in it, it stops you being able to post on here.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

when did b3ta become the home of emotional spacktards?
this place is full of needy emotional useless lumps of nearly human creatures, who fancys a fuck?
( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

You have a little penis.
Put your little penis in my mouth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

People who fart are lesbians.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Only if you post a vectored photo of yourself that we can become terribly upset and jealous over.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

It was all a bit pathetic.
Her and the people wanking themselves dry over it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Still,
good wank?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Eh? What?
Have I missed some GOSSIP? Online?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

SYNOPSIS:
"If you vote for my shit QOTW story I'll post a picture of me in my underwear."
"SNE! PHWOAR!"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I'm not sure I want to see you in your underwear.
I bet you don't even wear any.
I bet you are COMMANDO.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

No chance.
Even I draw the line at wearing skiddy trousers.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

oh it's not even a proper picture
vectors cover a multitude of ills, it could be a proper munting photo for all the internet knows.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Only if you like wanking yourself raw over vectored girls in spotty underwear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh right. No, not really.
Have a real girl, without the spotty underwear. (Apart from once a month...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6144715
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Not even matching tmb.
What's the world coming to?

Hello. How's the elbow?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

you're obsessed with elbow

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Not tmb's elbow I'm not.
So SHUSH IT RIGHT UP
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

see, you said it again!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Y'know, meh.
some rotational movement returned. I might live yet. Sunday's gonna hurt though
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

did you get your randombum?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Yes I did, this morning as it happens, cheers sir :)
haven't had a chance to listen yet. But I'm slightly spooked that the last time I did Randomburn I got one from you too. And it had Los Cruces Jail on then, too.

not that I'd complain, fucking brilliant song.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

that was my only song substitution
i ALWAYS put it on mix cds
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

BALLS OF STEEL

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

When was this?
linky?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Monkey tennis?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Cripples should be killed.
Along with retards.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

D-Day was for pricks.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

I think approximately at this point:
www.b3ta.com/talk/archive/1
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Baby P was asking for it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Tommy Cooper was a fucking fascist.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

People who do a certain thing are shit in a stereotypical way which is provocative to state.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

FUCK OFF.
ANGER. MALICE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

AUDIBLE GASP!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:06, archived)