Lady "I have such terrible diction that no-one can understand a word I sing" Ga Ga.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

LADY GOO GOO

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

PO PO PO PO PO PO POKER FACE!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Every time I heard "Just Dance",
the (plodding four-square) rhythm led me into thinking she'd magically turn into Michael Jackson, and sing "just beat it" instead of "just deeeyanz", thus improving the song considerably.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yeah, I used to wait to hear Just Beat It aswell.
Silly bint.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

She's a stupid cunt, that one.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Like Madonna circa 1986, minus any kind of talent or charisma.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Madonna is shite aswell, in fairness.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Madonna had talent and charisma?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

A damn sight more than that plastic waste of space.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I have never heard her work
& only ever see her referred to on this site. I'm sooo not down with the kids :(
( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Lady+Gaga-26418.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMag_695aEE
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ye gods that is impossibly shit

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Is that the one who thinks she's Gwen Stefani?
But without any amount of talent or originality?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Yer.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Gwen Stefani was only good when she was in No Doubt.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

She's like a whiter, shitter, more omgrageous version of Grace Jones

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

I saw her on the telly once.
I immediately hated her.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

That's what happened when I met you.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)