Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Of course no cats here on the bobsleigh run. Stewards are quite strict about that.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

The riders actually look like cattle, in an odd sort of way.
But cattle on bikes.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Oh and LOOK at that, there's got to be some rule against carrying the bikes
on a car.

And yes, yes, he's been disqualified
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

How do you ride a horse?

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Have any of you seen the film The Crying Game? With the woman with the old tadger. I suppose the sequel will have a man with a fanny.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

I think probably me next.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

A friend of mine said recently, "what do you get if you combine a ballerina and a bastard?"
"Ballesteros" was his answer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

And he does, in many ways, combine the qualities of those two animals.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)