I fight with
a woad painted dildo stuffed up my arse.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

Then you have earned my respect
And possibly some semen in your hair
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

The mental image brought up by this post
has now placed my pants under extreme tension.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

Shat yourself
in fear? Or awe?
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

Heh heh,
that's like the cartoon I saw with the guy reading in the 'Erotic Horror' section of the bookshop: he's got a one big bulge in the front of his trousers, and another in the back. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)