Would you rather be a woman/ man for the day or get £800

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

MAN FOR THE DAY!
I'd end up on the register though.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

this
I'd be getting my willy out all over the place.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

welcome to my world *stands in superhero outfit*
for I am...THE NOB TOUCHER!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I'd wee in a doorway
And walk around all day telling people to lick my balls.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I'd pay £800 to be a woman for a day.
£800 is a shit sum of money.

Make it £8,000 and it starts to become a quandry.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

£800.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Dole

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Not today, DG.
You won't believe the dabloons sat next to my keyboard, here.
When folk come over I like to fan myself with it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Be a man for the day.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I would rather be a man for the day

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

to dreeeam... the impossible dream!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

I would like to be a man for a day
rather than the soft office worker I have become.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Every day, does a very large part of you die forever?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

You jest
but yes, yes it does
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

I jest not, I foolishly decided to delve once again into 9-5 world last year
It was very bad, I'd forgotten how bad.

You have my sympathies sir.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

a woman
i'd do a bank job, lie low for a few hours, then kerching! much more than £800, and it'd be impossible to identify me
( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

i'd pay more to be a buffalo for a day

( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:03, archived)