This thread is not about something that's on the television.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

but what happened next?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

he went to the toilet,
and then he flew out the window.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

if its not dogs pissing on bridesmaids im just not interested

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Fucking Superman
dirty cunt never washes his hands
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

What are you wearing?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

I have a purple flowery top from New Look.
It is sort of Empire Line with a bow at the back and a frilly edge at the bottom.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

That's not nearly sexy enough.
Get changed.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

i'm browsing /talk via my PS3, so you're on my television right now

( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
Your bum is on fire.
( CowJam, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

i'm not a liar

( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

You clearly are

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Hmm, lets see
"i don't own a tv" (here).

"you're on my television right now" (here).

This makes you a liar.
( CowJam, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

omg youre like fucking columbo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

where do i deny being a liar?

( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

FUCK OFF

( CowJam, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

I'M ON YOUR TELLY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

you aren't, i was lying

( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

who wants to tell me what to read next?

( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Roadside Picnic

( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Intrested,
now sell it to me
( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

i've no interest in selling it to you
sorry
( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Some book about an American boning a Japanese girl and Jane Mansfield
or maybe not Jane Mansfield, but he definitely dicked a lot of chicks in Paris in the 1920s. It's a well good book and will definitely give you a stiffy.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

i'm going to point out that this is not the book i recommended, just in case there is any confusion

( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

awww
i at least i am disappointed now rather than after i have read the book only to find no Jane Mansfield knobbing
( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller
and it was June, not Jane, Mansfield. Lots of knobbing though.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

basically he should just should read both
it's all good
( well, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Willy fun times

( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

So is this answer.
BONG! News At Ten
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

i think we need to get back to talking about me, we had the good parts
but i'm sure people don't like some areas of me
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:38, archived)