I hear you!
..It'll be the same again, same as each year.
The Germans will give 12 points to Poland and the old Commie states will vote for one another.
And Graham Norton's shit, somebody please shut him up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

If I'm in tomorrow night, and it's looking good as I've NO WORK and A SORE BACK, I'm going to do my Eurovision routine all over your big fat TV viewing.
Saying that, Team Handsome wanted to go out for the Cup Final.
I'm in a quandary.

I DO like football and drinking and shouting HERE PET at the women. But I also hate my sore back.
Oh woe is me.
I won't take any advice given seriously as it might involve getting a takeaway.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

if you stay in you may get the chance to play dull thread bingo, for prizes

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

what prizes?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

prizes, proper ones and that

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

id like some carpet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

i'm not sure that will be avalible to be honest

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

im constantly gypped

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

sod off, it's only online bingo on a forum
i'm not providing carpet, whatever next, elephant eggs or summat
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha elephant eggs eh
you'd even have trouble providing a fucking invisible pizza
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

www.jammastergeordie.com/2008/04/jmgs-official-new-gameshow-wobble-bingo.html
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

this will be real bingo, the numbers will be posted in dull threads, it will either all kick off or be great times
i don't give a toss either way, great times
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

HOUSE

( vladimir, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

steady on there, we haven't started yet and i will suffer no false calls young man

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

:(
does this mean I haven't won the fruit basket?
( vladimir, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

you haven't even got your ticket yet
silly fool
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Fucking hell
I bet you sit in the bath surrounded by LUSH products and will then sit in front of the sofa in a big white bath robe with a face pack on.

Man the fuck up, JMG.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:04, archived)