Believe me, you wouldn't have wanted to drive a bus today
it was like driving around in a sauna wearing thermals. My undercrackers were literally welded to my arse. How did you enjoy the sunshine?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I wanted to be a bus driver when I was around 7 years old.
True.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

it's great
I got given an extra large kit-kat and a can of pop today by an old lady in her 80's bless
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

brilliant!
I want to be a bus driver now.
( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

I walked around outside and put on a healthy sweat.
healthy sweat filthy stench
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I took a 20 minute walk in a forest between meetings
it was nice, but I left my bottle of water in the cup holder in the car so it was very hot and undrinkable when I got back.
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

you could have made tea with it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Making grass whistles with the girls
and blowing them as loud as we could.
( jenpots, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

You can actually make whistles out of girls if you get the angle right
And spin them around your head at the correct speed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I used to do that as a kid
and putting my hand under my armpit and making farting noises in the classroom
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I worked then went for a surf.
When the sun set, I proceeded to make buzzing sounds at a 10 year old girl crying on TV.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

I missed the show tonight

(thank god)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

The missus watches it so I sit there and make comments about which act is shitter than which.
Love Diversity and Flawless though. and that kid that got through tonight.

Not the little girl though. She's an embarassment to us all. At 10 years old, I sang in front of 70 parents at my primary school and I didn't fucking cry.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'm voting Flawless

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Although I've only seen 2 episodes

( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I wanted this one to win
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Good lord
Was she doing the Beyonce Single Ladies dance?
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

I'm cleaning out my drawers ready for when I move out.
I don't know what half these cables and adapters are for :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It was ok.
I sat on the wrong side of the bus coming home so couldn't really see the screens on my DS. Waiting for the bus was warmer - I couldn't be arsed decloaking til I got on the bus so was stood sweating into my plastic jacket.
( CowJam, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Decloaking?
Are you some sort of Klingon warship?
( in vino veritas, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Yes.
And I'm on your starboard bow.
( CowJam, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:04, archived)