even eggs are intelligent enough to realise you're a cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

Wife at spa. Child whinging. Fuck everything.
Who wants child. Wank wank wank.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

BAD PARENT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

put on ben 10

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

Fuck that.
Emperor's New School on Disney.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

I don't have bloody Sky
So it's Ben 10.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Fuck you, tellyfail.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

Can I have your address so I can inform social services that you've been left alone in charge of a child?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

i think we should all settle down and look forward to the bingo
tonight at 8 ish
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

Near the top.
I just had the best shit i've had in months.

God, i feel like Todd, talking about poo like this.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

You're nowhere near the top, you sad twat.
You're also nowhere near as good as Todd.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Nearer to the top.
I'm so far away from todd, i'm negative awesome.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 10:11, archived)