Steve Martin
used to make really funny films.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

Do you remember where I left my special purpose?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

Next to your
Round Tuit.

/70s humour
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Shit,
Shinola.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

I saw a porpoise on the ferry to Skye
it made me happy.

Carry on.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

I'm going up to Skye soon.
If I don't see a porpoise I will be slightly jealous and will rain down furious vengeance upon your soul for all of eternity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

Fair play
It looked really nice. We just skirted across it as a short cut. Ferry from Mallaig and then over the bridge to Kyle Mclaughlin (or whatever it's called). Don't expect much in the way of roads!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Roads?
Where we're going, we don't need...roads.

*lowers space-aged sunglasses*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

I'm not a huge fan of the place
it's normally draped with merkin tourists.
But the missus has never been up there and it's sort of obligatory for a quickie tour of the west highlands and islands.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

This place we stopped at near Pitlochry
was the worst for pandering to yank tourists. They didn't have toilets, they had "cloakrooms" with fucking flush-urinals.

You should be able to avoid the merkins with a bit of luck though.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Kyle of Lochalsh
I have an odd uncle who lives there, if he's still alive
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

For the entire time I was up there and navigating
it was Kyle McLaughlin and it's staying that from now on ;)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

I thought the ferry had stopped running
after the big PFI bridge opened?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

Ferry from Mallaig
it saved having to do about 100+ miles round in a circle.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

"Kitten juggling?!?"

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)