EDIT: Cheers folks, you've all been great.
Really.
I mean this.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I really respect your mum and she has beautiful sparkling eyes.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

That's very helpful.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I don't even know what Ubuntu is, so I would have been even less helpful if I'd attempted the first question.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

It probably stands for something, but it's a form of Linux.
Time was this place would be full of people who'd understand.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

You would expect saturday night on the internet to be that time.

( nick the greek, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

i'm really not interested unless your mum is vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

She sounds like him but has better hair.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

unacceptable

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

your 5th number
a duck and a bum, 2 and 3, 23



/recap 80, 32, 31, 4,
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Oh, yes!
It's all going well, now.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

bingo is a cruel mistress but can delight when it's unexpected

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

youre full of shit i bet you ent got ONE number
poker face my arse
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

do you need a poker face for bingo
i bounce up and down clapping like a mong
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

like fuck you do
youre always sitting at the back at the bar. banished for being naughty and disruptive
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

can't help it, the booze is cheap and someone always says six and nine

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

you child

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

*Vin Diesel insult*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

i hope hes reading this

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

LOLBALD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Mong Bingo?
"Sitting in poo, 42"
"Vegetative state, 88"
"Licking the windows, 12"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Do you mean Ubuntu?
If so, I understand some things but don't actively use it at the moment.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Thanks magnum

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Stuff it up your arse

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Your mum has a donkey face
And an arse like two pandas wrestling in a sack of UGLY.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

This is a sad but true situation.
Would you like to contribute to a charity that's trying to CURE this?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Meh, gaz me, I'll do what I can to answer them.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Answer every question with
"I DUNNO LOL!!"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Err..... I'm pretty certain there is a free forum
that all Ubunta idiots can use.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Some day I shall seek it out.
And be crowned KING of the idiots.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

are you another one of these women i've been hearing about that doesn't like bingo?

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:05, archived)