Twelve quid an hour if she does!
Dammit woman pimp me out PROPERLY!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

but I wanted to play nursey this time :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

You don't fit my uniform

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

you in scrubs...
...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

you can both nurse me
provided you wear matching outfits
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

I only have theone set of scrubs...
....how abou I wear the top and she wears the bottoms?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

perfect solution
what will I wear?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

absoutely nothing
*gazes*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

A pained expression?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

that would only be
if they were doing things other than nursing me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

*faints*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Scrubs --- the clothing of the gods....
As comfy as jim-jams, with all the perks of actually being uniform :D
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Oh yes.
Plus ALL of the girlies in the outsized ones bending over.

NOT that I do...I'm FAR too professional for that.

How's the exams going miss?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I passed!
I've paid the GMC, so I'm officially a doctor now :)

The advantages of which currently are; getting loans from the bank are a piece of piss once you change your title :)

Starting off in surgery for 6 months, which should be exciting :)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Woo!
Go you!

*looks foward to bleeping you on a night shift and patronising you at some point*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Ooooh - that is naawty!
:P
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

You won't be saying that at 4 in the morning...
...the conversation would probably go...

Me : hello *ward name*
You : On call calling
Me : can you come down and see Mr x he's doing thins and I'd therefore like you to prescribe this, this, take this, insert that and now please.

You : can't it wait until the day guys come on
Me : it COULD but *consultants name* wouldn't be very happy about it..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I think my reply could be quite incoherent and consist of a vague reply of mews...
:)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

That's the kind of house officres we like on nights...
...we bleep you, we hide the cakes to stop you nicking them, you come down, find the cakes and scoff them, sign the prescription card, go back to bed, we carry on.

and tell the reg how efficient and prompt you are.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)