I'm pretty sure that journelests get bored half way through writting something or pass the job on.
"The widower was told by Harefield Hospital..."

What widower? He's not dead yet, unless they're talking about some random one from the hospital, in which case that hospital has a great track record.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

He's a widower, you nob,
That means his wife is dead.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Ohhhh. ok then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Haha
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hah
I'm pictureing the firecracker like a cartoon stick of TNT, jammed right down the jappy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

*winces*

( Batsgirl, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

COCK ROOOCKKKKEEETTTTT!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Or maybe you don't know what widower means

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm also going to insult you here.
You fucking cock wallet.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

800 years? Hah, amature, try 3000 or soo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Ha Ha, you cunts fell for the holocaust.
What's that Mr Hitler, you'd like us all to get on these trains to the death camps? Certainly!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

I thought we were going to the seaside =((((
I really fancied that stick of rock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:34, archived)