Haha, has it shat yet? They should really get him checked if he doesn't shit today.
Biff should have given him a nip, teach him a lesson.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

The past tense of shit is shit, not shat.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

Feck off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

NEVER!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Your shatter than MoT

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

Your shattest

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Of course it isn't.
"I am going to hit the ball."
"I hat the ball."

Oh yeah.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Hitler will order the holocaust.
Hatler ordered the holocaust.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Fack me, you're raght!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

William Shatner did a shit.
William Shatner.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

See!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

that is what is known as a neologism

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

Both words have been around since I was a nipper.
That's 20 years. Does it still count as a neologism?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

I don't think it's about how old it is,
so much as how well accepted it is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Etymonline.com notes
"Shat is a humorous past tense form, not etymological, first recorded 18c."

So it's pretty old, but was made up to be funny.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

This.
I know it's not the correct past tense. My dad says it, and I used to find it hilarious when I was little.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

I can't see how giving him a Japanese person would help?
It would have ate him too!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

That's true.
He'd only be a snack, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)