If I was her husband I would have just done it DIY style with a broom handle

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

If you were my husband and I had my vagina hanging out I'd ask for a divorce

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'd make you waddle to the kitchen and make my dinner as I closed my cock in the door and blamed you for it you floppy cunted laze-about

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Haha stop making me laugh,
I'm supposed to be job hunting.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Now, I'm not drawing any conclusions from this, but her husband actually left her a few weeks after the operation.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

So he broke her fanny, then fucked off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

but he didn't fuck off until it was fixed again,
hmm...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Hmmmm
Curiouser and curiouser
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Ooo OOo oOOOOO!!
www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/137163.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)