I have
two pairs of trainers
one pair running shoes
one pair squash shoes
one pair shoe shoes.

Anyone who wears flip flops/sandals should be killed. Violently.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Flip flips?
Surely if they don't flop, they don't work...
Oh, that's better...
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

they only go upward
the inadvertent paddler could end up floating in the middle of the air, somewhere above the sea
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

i have sandals
i challenge you to a duel
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I challange you to stop being a cunt who deserves to be killed.
You flip flop wearing nancy boy.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

From a man with squash shoes???

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yes.
I only wear them when I play squash.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

You should wear football boots.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oh yeah.
I have a pair of astroturfs too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I have 3 pairs of astroturf trainers, 2 pairs of boots and some indoor triners.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I tried playing football in my hockey astros
CONTROLFAIL. the spikes on the side mess stuff up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

haha

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

i never said they were flip flops
they are VELCRO

and they contain poison darts
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

On the beach they are acceptable.
Worn on a cold Scottish winter's morning accompanied by cargo shorts, a wooly hat and scarf and a short sleeved rugby top they should be exterminated.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

No.
On a beach, go barefooted.

On a shingle beach, wear trainers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

No,
it's too hot. Sandals have their place. It's just not near civilisation.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

No, it's never too hot.
Trainers are designed so that your feet don't sweat like jews in a death camp.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Maybe you've never been to the beaches I have.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Maybe you own crap trainers?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I dont own any trainers,
I only own shoes and weightlifting shoes, which are also leather.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

that sounds like a good plan for self-immolation anyway

( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I 'm thinking of the Rugby loving student dolts wondering about my neck of the woods.
The Rah! Rah! Rah! crowd.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh them
they've got it coming. come the revolution and all that
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I'm wearing Birkenstocks
what, in essence, are you going to fucking do about it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

In essence,
I'm going to end your world.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)