I'm reserving judgement until I'm convinced she's not a bloke

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'd reserve judgement
until it's proven she sucks people off for banning Wormulus
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

I'll be honest here, I'd suck cr3 off if it got Wormulus banned

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I'd suck you off
for £8,000,000
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I'd suck pretty much anyone off for £100.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I heard that sex with you is like "being licked out by a mouse"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

done
when can i expect the £100?
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

how about half a cigarette?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

DONE
*grows tache*
*Develops severe mental illness*
*Dresses up as Susan Boyle*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

I kind of hope Wormulus dies.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

haha yeah
of cancer or something, that'd be ace
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

AIDS ?
Elephant rape ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

elephant tusk down the urethra

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Clickin dis too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

don't make me go upside yo head

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

1:47
www.b3ta.com/links/More_b3ta_London_bash_stuff
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yep
She's a woman allright. Definately looks alive and I'm 98% certain she doesnt have a cock.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'm afraid that's where you're wrong

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Does she collect Pandas ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I have NO idea

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

There's a large number of people who've met me on here now
and can hopefully vouch for the girl thing
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

You could do with some facial disfigurement
and putting on about 2st.

It'd help you fit in around here.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Actually I'm pretty good with the whole not being fat thing
but thanks anyway.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

You sure ?
It's quite common round here for people to bang on about how great being a munter is.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

CLICKING THIS

( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Evening flirt box :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

hey you
:D
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

All boys are going crazy over you, no getting a big head :P
Anyway, you already said I get first dibs as well as some other insteresting 'skills' or can you not remember due to THE MANY PINTS?!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I stand by that DG ;)
How is girly arms?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

;D
Dunno, he hasn't been on today, his arms might be too weak to type and is soothing them in bowls of ice water as we speak.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

He got quite upset how sore his hands were
poor little soldier.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

You're going to tease him about it until the day he dies now, aren't you?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

hell yes.
He brings it on himself.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

lol ah well :)
Still was good seeing you again babe, have to arrange a drink or something with the Blue & Pink crew ;)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Right back at you too
And i'll try not to make a tit of myslef next time ;)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I had a fit girl on my lap most of the night, didn't bother me one bit ;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Oi, that's fuscia Gummy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

PIIIIINK!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Magenta cock

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

There's no shame in being a man.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Just a lack of factual accuracy

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Modern science has come on leaps and bounds.
You could change if you like.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I've met her, she's defo a she. Pretty tasty at that, too. But balshy. Very balshy.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

ball shy?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

I 'tarded it.
bolshevik
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)