right,
im going now. off to my hot date. very nervous. might let you know how it goes tomorrow, if i do not end up crying in the corner rocking back and forth*

*while wanking, obvisouly
( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

Good luck!
I hope she's everything you ever dreamed of.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

ooh yes!
*crosses fingers*
( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Hahahahaha
marry me.

No, really.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

It's legal now
in Wigan.

If you're both over 120
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

And both
sets of parents give verbal consent.
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

sfw?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

Yes,
but quality fwap material, nonetheless.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

Is your hot date a blind mong who can't smell?
If so, I think you're in there.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

If you're not in bed by midnight,
come home.
© my dad 1995
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

At 4pm?
You're doomed.

Only joking, you'll be fine - try and have a good time, and don't forget, you're there to vet her.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

"Carry on, dear...
you don't mind if I just take a few quick measurements, do you?"
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

what, by sticking his hand up her arse?
on a first date?
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

Now that
was funny.
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

ta

( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Well if
what Lu says is correct...
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

If she says no
she probably means yes*

*Note: I am not a lawyer
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

*bears this in mind*
have good evenings everyone.
( Jobe, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)