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kids need to man up
they need more ghost trains and pets dying and shit
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
i think there should be a Firework Day at the first day of high school, where each kid is given a box of matches, a box of fireworks and locked in a tin shed for 2 hours.
The ones who survive that day are worth spending money educating.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
like some sort of rubbish and shit battle royale?
i want my money back
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
they should also show the most impressive maimings and explosions on telly
I'm thinking it could be a lighthearted segment in the middle of the News at 10.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
i'll come round your house and kill your kid's pets, very competitive prices

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
haha im only 15!
bit young for kids
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
Sadly, in modern day britain, no you're not.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Why is that sad?
400 years ago she'd have had three, survived a husband and considered the Old Crone of the village
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
women had it so easy in the past

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

had it were
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
i feel like ive been gypped

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
and you've been with us 2 1/2 years it seems
is this the youngest b3tan?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
ooh do i get a prize!?

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
no, i only just turned 13

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
I'm posting this
from the womb.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
lurkers don't count

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
(I used to post from by fathers ballsac,
but his dongle broke. :( )
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Yes
A great big hairy trucker's cock up ya
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
jog on junior

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
JUNIOR?
Pfft
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
I've got a strange sense of deja vu.
v
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
shut up

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
You're suchd a troll.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
unfriendly dean
and uncool
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
I'm bleddy lovely, I am!

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
KRYPTONITE

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
A gaz from sexface

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
Phwoarr
I'm in
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
haha
wat? i just got one :\
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
:o

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
yer what the fuck?
do you know him?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
I know his type.
What's he up to?

No good I expect.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
lol are you friends?
he's asking for pix :\
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
No, I don't know him
it was just a joke about his constant grooming of female posters. He's probably just playing to type.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
im last in a long line eh?
:(
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Well, if he scores it'll be second in a long line of attempts

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
i dont do sex
im a bit young for that :)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)