I'm a seagul and I enjoy messing with the minds of fat women by shouting "hurray" at them instead of "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"
SHUT UP BALDMONKEY FUCK OFF ETC
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

You're going to have to up your game here

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

its like reading the thought process of Susan Boyle.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

sobo
is a motherfucking pidgeon lady off of new york i think
( awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

huh, that's odd
given your username, i expected you to be in possession of a great and powerful intellect. ah well.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I think I'm going to catergorise this sort of post as:
a point of view change
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY FOX!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

The old porn woman?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

The old worn porn woman.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

The best kind

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

its a hobby I suppose

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

how very interesting, or not

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

AGENT SMITH, INCREASE THE MIND RAYS TO FULL CAPACITY

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

what mind rays are you on about?
with love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)