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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

NO FRICKING WAY.
this morning, i got up at 6 and did the washing up and mopped the floor.

I EVEN CAUGHT MYSELF CONSIDERING BUYING A PINNY.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I am turning very housewifey lately.
Strange. I have an apron, that's nearly a pinny :(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I had an apron once.
I used to hang it on the kitchen door. We don't have a kitchen door anymore.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Did you eat it?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

No.
I used to like wearing an apron while otherwise naked. The breeze on my bottom would give me an erection and cause my apron to ruck up at the front.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

omg you could cut a hole in the back of the pocket and then NO NO STOP THINKING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

None of this is true.
I just like the idea of the apron all rucked up and sticking out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

i think it is because i am wearing a gingham dress and a bow in my hair.
i am feeling very 1950s.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Ahhh.
I am not. I would like to be, though. Where do you get your nice dresses from?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

well this dress is a red herring one from debenhams. it was very cheap, £22.
it is actually more like a grown-up version of a primary school dress than a proper 1950s one, but i like it.

it was a birthday present. i asked for it because i bought a gingham hairband with a bow and i needed clothes to go with it.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Screw that.
Burn everything. Yeah.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

i have a barbecue PERILOUSLY CLOSE to a rather dried out palm tree in the garden.
which is next to a wooden fence.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

BURNOTRONIC DEATH JUNE TIMES.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

THE WHOLE TERRACE WILL GO UP.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I'm using my barbecue
To slowly kill some ivy on a fence. It's a delicate balancing act that may well result in me burning half my garden to the ground.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Rome wasn't built by a health and safety executive.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Nope. it was built by fuckine wolves and shit
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

yay!
I got up and had toast and marmite and tea. Breakfast at home! A miracle for the spangolin.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

WOOGOO

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

i mean of course WOOHOO

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

that's because you're never at home when you wake up.
brazen hussy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

I no!
The skips I wake up in usually have little more than a dead fox to offer. I was made toast instead!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)