when the customer says "waiter, there's a cock in my soup"
and you have to think of a witty repartee
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

"theres also one in your chair, sir"

( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

"well, it IS cream of chicken, sir."

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

"I know, I put it there"
"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)