I have just been for my first ever contraceptive injection
why the fuck didn't anyone tell me it would hurt so much and still hurt 2 hours later :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

^Fucking pansy

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

It's i/m, I presume?
i/m is always a bit sore.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

ESME! What is I/M?

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Ahh intra muscular
Thanks spangers
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

INTRA MUSCULAR.
INTO THE MUSCLE. Oh hai!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

In Mouth

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

p/o

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Private Orifice

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Per Os

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Perfect Ostrich?
ESME HAS LOST IT
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

SHUSH IT RIGHT UP

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

owies
was it an intra-muscular one? Those do cane a bit.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

ooh look at me I knew a medical thing

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

If was in my arm

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

If it wasn't into the vein, it was i/m.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Nah she just whapped it in in the same bit where my TB is.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Yup, i/m.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

It really fucking hurts!

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Yeah, it will do.
Stick an ice pack on it, that will help.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Thank you Dr Esme :)

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

:)
How are you? How is Fez Cat?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

We are great thanks
Everythings getting easier every day.

Fezcat is a little shit. He keeps following me to nursery but manages to get halfway to the point where he can't see the house anymore then he just sits and waits.

How are you and noity noit?
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Aw, he's looking after you:)
Yeah, not too bad. Noit has a new better job, and I just registered for temp work. It is verrry nice here today. I like the sun.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

Oh good look with the temping thing
it's lovely here too. Shame we live so far apart we could have been ladies of leisure in the garden.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

got to be better than just get done up the shitter all the time

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

That's your answer for everything

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

pretty much
show me your bumhole
( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I thought a contraceptive injection was when you put your willy into a fanny, wiggled it around a bit and then 5 weeks later you give birth to toddlers?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Silly!
good lord can you imagine the scroats that would be wandering around if that were true.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I honestly believe that I've got a child somewhere.
I hope he's got a Mexican first name, like 'Tortilla Chip' or something cool.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Ricardo Izecson Anderson dos Santos Leite Gums?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)