COCK
Where is Spermulus?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

If you've all bullied Wormulus off the board because a girl said so I'll be very upset with you all.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

He'll be back
I'm sure he's just doing some work or getting a haircut or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

That can't be right
How can you get upset with us, that would be all kinds of wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

You're taking everything I say too seriously again!
..and why haven't you changed your name like I requested?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Also, did you attend this b4shomgh?!1 thing at the weekend?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

No I didn't
I was getting drunk with offline people.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Yeah!
That's better!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

I saw the photos from that.
They were all in some shithole of a "garden" in some down-and-out shanty. Few of them could handle the alcohol. There's a video montage of the whole thing on /links somewhere.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

I best stay clear of this misery you speak of, DT.
Thanks for the warning.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I blame you
for making me take you seriously too much.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I don't know what happened. I miss his inane commentary.
Gasps - was it your fault?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Probably.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I have it on good authority that this is the reason.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6192617
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

That's boringly unconspiricy-theory-ish
I say he's been kidnapped by a roaming band of Off Topicers, who want to keep him in case he wins next week's QOTW
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

OH DOUBLE R!
You're always a champion of intelligence!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

*taps nose*
*eyeholes in newspaper*
*russian femme fatale party*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

YES!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)