FREE WORMULUS
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( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

For every reader?
I'd put mine to work in the gardens.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Mine refused to take its scarf off indoors, so I had it neutered.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I love him but he already gets too much attention on here, plus I ain't no bitch, I need my own fan club.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

What do we get if we join?

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

a hug and a kiss.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ooh!
That's better than a badge :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

if you sign up for the VIP Club I usual do it on the fanny too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'll sign up in biro
when I'm next drunk.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

*starts gobbling at chest hair*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

How does one cuddle a vulva?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

your get one hand up inside it
and the other round the back cupping the buttocks and put your cheek on the fuzzy bit at the front.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Awwwww, apart from the pain that sounds quite sweet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

It involves pinching with the finger and thumbs and smooshing

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Goodness me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I for one would like a weekly newsletter detailing what you've had for tea and things you've found down the sofa.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I found a pug down my sofa and I had lint for my tea.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

*adds to scrapbook*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

*Waves the pink flag of DG*

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

WOOOOOOO. oi. Why fucking pink?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Cos that's how he likes 'em.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

It's the only colour fabric I could get at such short notice

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oh god.
He made a flag from his pants.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Pink with a brown center spot :C#

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

IT'S ALL I COULD FIND
Surely points for effort?
I'll make a proper one this weekend and hang it up for all to see at my flatwarming.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Flatwarming?
FLATWARMING?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Are you trying to bag an invite?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

YES

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)