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You never hear people call their penis a "dong" any more do you ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
One of my friends does,
he thinks he lives in a carry on film though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
Does he dress up as a woman and get into scrapes
then end up in bed with an 18 year old girl despite being 50 with a face like a pickled walnut ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

in other words, does he post on QOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
He childish charm seems to only work on late teens,
but he's only 22,

He also says things like "thats what she said" and "hello gays... sorry I mean guys" and "stop... hammer time" whenever he sees or anyone mentions a hammer
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
Is he Dave the Hat ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
nope he doesn't even have an account.
shocking I know.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
He sounds like he's direly in need of a kicking.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
He doesn't take himself seriously and can take people taking the piss out of him,
So he's ok in small doses.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
Schlong's dying out too.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
Wang

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
And "Cornhole".

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
Rusty sherrifs badge

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
I call it 'The Pleasure Twig'

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
I call it
the magnificent maggot of mummy mashing
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
If I wore sandpaper pants then you would hear the sound of a match striking whenever I got an errection.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I would like to think that the sound of that would be represented in a strip cartoon entitled "DG's Sandpaper Pants" as *sccrrriii-iiit*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
I KNEW you'd posted this
before I'd seen who posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)