My brother did really well with chemistry
Now he flogs feather soap to the chinese. Woodside has a massive degree in organic chemistry, as far as I am aware he makes salads in a restaurant for a living. Good morning and welcome to future disappointments.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I imagine you use that last sentence with the ladies

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

Amazingly, my reputation goes before me.
Usually followed by "How the fuck did you get a bird like that?"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

rohypnol?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

True fact coming up
I kept her pissed for about a year until she couldn't remember why. I've got all the moves, girl. Oh yes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

You sound a right charmer.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Damn right.
I'm often to be seen in a white linen suite and cravat, regaling the folk of North Yorkshire with anecdotes that would make their daughters' collective virginities evaporate at the mere thought.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

He's a typical Yorkshireman
Dirty northerns.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

Yes.
Yes I am so very typical. Tha nos, 'appen as mebby.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

dear lord if that's your accent -
I'm not going to be able to understand a word you say!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNmKmkhF3Vo
( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

I'm ashamed.....
I barely understood half of that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

Ah, it's fine.

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Not much accenting going on there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

No, you can tell they're softening it for the cameras.

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

You should look up some of those Americans who think they can do English accents
They fail at every level all the time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

I agree but Brits trying to do
american accents can be pretty funny too.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I only put it on for tourists

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Agreed
Not many people I know are doing the job that they had set their minds on at College / University. Invariably when you first enter the employment market you take anything that offers cash, the struggle thereafter is to look out for something that suits you. It's always easier to get another job when you are already employed!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

Exactly
your degree in drama has very little to do with your current career in the male escort industry
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Ssshhh
I got promoted and now play piano in a Jakartan Brothel!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)