I did my chemistry exam today. It was a total Mindfuck.
Made me wobble and panic and may or may not have made me leak water from my eyes.

I hope your days are much better then mine was.
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:36, archived)

Just keep in mind that your exam results will have virtually no bearing on your future
Noone cares after you get your first job, and they barely care before then
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

Trying to keep that in mind
but want to do final year chem next year - and my school won't let us unless we pass year 11 first. :(
I love the class - i love blowing things up but equations? formulae? /bokes
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Nah i hated all that bollocks too
Thats why i did Archaeology at uni.

Drinking and digging holes in hot countries. Now that i can manage.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

I can see how an office job in northern Scotland would appeal,
then.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

The two are so closely related it's hard to tell the difference sometimes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

If you hate equations and formulae
I'd guess that you don't really want to take chemistry further.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

It's working out which ones I need to get what I want that I struggle with.
I know them all - it's just I really struggle to apply them - if that makes sense?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

It does
are you planning on uni when you come to the UK?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

ummm well I've always wanted to be a doc - an oncologist specifically,
but if I don't get into medicine I'd really love to be a teacher. Was thinking of doing uni if I can get perma residency. I can't go to uni until then - the visa I want is a working one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

That's working with Geese, right?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

Oncology? nae lad
Oncology is the study and research of cancer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

'ONK 'ONK 'ONK

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

isn't it more oink oink oink?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

Geese dont traditionally go 'oink'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Don't geese go 'Moo, moo'?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

The chicken goes' quack'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

EQUATIONS WERE MY FAVOURITE.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

oh oh oh and ALGEBRA.
fucking fantastic. ALL THE FUN.
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

I used to like rotating the taps upside down and then turning them on.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

My brother did really well with chemistry
Now he flogs feather soap to the chinese. Woodside has a massive degree in organic chemistry, as far as I am aware he makes salads in a restaurant for a living. Good morning and welcome to future disappointments.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I imagine you use that last sentence with the ladies

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

Amazingly, my reputation goes before me.
Usually followed by "How the fuck did you get a bird like that?"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

rohypnol?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

True fact coming up
I kept her pissed for about a year until she couldn't remember why. I've got all the moves, girl. Oh yes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

You sound a right charmer.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Damn right.
I'm often to be seen in a white linen suite and cravat, regaling the folk of North Yorkshire with anecdotes that would make their daughters' collective virginities evaporate at the mere thought.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

He's a typical Yorkshireman
Dirty northerns.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

Yes.
Yes I am so very typical. Tha nos, 'appen as mebby.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

dear lord if that's your accent -
I'm not going to be able to understand a word you say!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNmKmkhF3Vo
( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

I'm ashamed.....
I barely understood half of that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

Ah, it's fine.

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Not much accenting going on there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

No, you can tell they're softening it for the cameras.

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

You should look up some of those Americans who think they can do English accents
They fail at every level all the time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

I agree but Brits trying to do
american accents can be pretty funny too.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I only put it on for tourists

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Agreed
Not many people I know are doing the job that they had set their minds on at College / University. Invariably when you first enter the employment market you take anything that offers cash, the struggle thereafter is to look out for something that suits you. It's always easier to get another job when you are already employed!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

Exactly
your degree in drama has very little to do with your current career in the male escort industry
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Ssshhh
I got promoted and now play piano in a Jakartan Brothel!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

I finished my dgeree yesterday then got hammered.
Now I feel rough.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Have you signed on yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

Not yet.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

You'll look back on your degree with love and joy when you see the forms you have to fill in

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

I'm signing on at ten o'clock. GOOD TIMES.
/waiting to start a new course in September.
( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

The girl was on about doing it too
The last time I heard students couldn't sign on during the holidays. Mind you, that was some time ago.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

I'm not a student anymore. Dropped out in November.

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

Oh you massive bender.
Get a job on the railway. They give you a pile of money for sitting about and bullying pensioners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Where do I apply?

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

1 Railway street, York
They don't like green crayon. A word from the wise.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

tut tut..

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

well done girlie
*hugs*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

Ta. :)

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

WOO HOO ALL DONE.
how was it?
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

A rollercoaster.
The geting hammered bit was fun though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

YEAH right there.
WHAT NEXT FOR THE LIMEY TREAT?
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

YAY i got the flickr uploader working on my iphone yesterday
www.flickr.com/photos/binkybee/3589103867/
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

World domination. Natch.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

can i play?
not all the time or anything. i need to retain frolicking time and naptime.

maybe every third weekend?
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

It's not going to be a full time pursuit.
More of a pass time. Every third weekend is perfect.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

And you got to meet me
Always a bonus.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

Well done
when do you get your results?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

End of the month if I'm in Bristol in person.
Two weeks after that in the post.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I never went to my graduation.
It's my single biggest indifference.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

But ...but...the photos?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

Oh yer....
I mean, I totally went to my graduation and enjoyed it.

See!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

er ri
( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

WELL DONE MISS TREAT
Now you can get a job at the embassy and get involved in the spying business
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

There are never any adverts in the paper for Spying Jobs.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

No you get a job handing out the Ferrero Rocher and then at a soiree you spill them on a sexy spy's lap
You then end up embroilled in a series of unlikely events that save the Western world from the dirty Commies.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

I've decided to write a sexy book

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Does it just go
Front cover
Vagina
Back cover
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

wow, i couldn't give a flying fuck about you or your fucking school work, fuck off

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)