Stop taking the piss out of my sunburn.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Your sunburn is my sunburn.
I'm pink as fuck, motherfucker.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I don't actually have sunburn.
But the only bit of me that ever catches the sun is the back of my neck.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

That's because you sit all day in your bedroom on /talk
and the sun catches the back of your neck through the crack in the curtains
( applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

hahahaha
We've got one.

*prepare the traps*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

This is, in fact, LIES AND SLANDER!
I REQUIRE INTERNETLAWYERMAN!
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't sit in my bedroom all day due to GROWN UP RESPONSIBILITIES, something the majority of QOTWers know little about, given that they tend to still live with their parents.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

More of a /links surfer really
What vaguely amusing stereotype must I therefore be?
( applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

A cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

hahaha

( applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

'tis libel, not slander.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Oh yeah.
'Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.'

/JJ Jameson
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yus.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)