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Duelling banjos.
Which one of you redneck freaks wants to take me on in a war of Deliverance size grandeur?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
SickRik, probably
Me, on the other hand, will be leaving b3ta soon.

EXCITED?
(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Well my pants are wet.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Leaving forever, or just to get some sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Leaving in the next month

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Off on a trip to somewhere else?
or have all your posts been part of a sociological experiment that has just had its funding cut.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Ooh wait......
Did you start leaving ages ago but..blahblah...fat face.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
True dat, mofo

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Midnight Feast?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
How soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Is now?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Are you taking up permanent residence in Pickle Fatty's cavernous, sweaty, fat cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I never actually had sex with the woman

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Spelunking doesn't count?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
This is you and Pickle on a night out
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Is it a variety club night out?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Yes.
The Fat Dullard Variety Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
It still counts even if it doesn't touch the sides, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

the

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(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Fat face?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
ATTENTION!

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
I just like joining in :(
Too famous for b3ta now, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
He's the most famous person I've drank with.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
I like Friz.
He's much better than Dave!.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I quite like that when people say, oh I'm quite shit.
They really aren't, where as in Dave!s case.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
Stop taking the piss out of my sunburn.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Your sunburn is my sunburn.
I'm pink as fuck, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I don't actually have sunburn.
But the only bit of me that ever catches the sun is the back of my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
That's because you sit all day in your bedroom on /talk
and the sun catches the back of your neck through the crack in the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
hahahaha
We've got one.

*prepare the traps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
This is, in fact, LIES AND SLANDER!
I REQUIRE INTERNETLAWYERMAN!
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't sit in my bedroom all day due to GROWN UP RESPONSIBILITIES, something the majority of QOTWers know little about, given that they tend to still live with their parents.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
More of a /links surfer really
What vaguely amusing stereotype must I therefore be?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
A cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
'tis libel, not slander.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Oh yeah.
'Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.'

/JJ Jameson
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Yus.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
du de lil do dil do dil do dil

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Squeal like a pig

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
does it involve plucking your banjo string?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Cowjam snapped his.
Lest we forget this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)