I just had my first driving lesson
and I'm still alive! YAY.
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

no, you're not

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

How about your instructor?


And pedestrians? Other road users?

All unscathed?

Well done, Mr who is of Stebbs.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

'sniff'
RIP brian whassisname
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Shouldnt you be off breeding?
Damned breeder!

I'll work on your wife for the next one if you want
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

I'm pretty sure that at the rate we're going
I'll just need to look at her for her to fall pregnant next time.

I'll bear your kind offer in mind, though, and put it to the good lady wife when she comes in from her shift at the salt mine.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Im sure she'll love the thought
of some mate of yours from the internet offering to knock her up
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

TGMCTFLH

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

What about everybody else?
They still breathing?

(Woo to you!)
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Ning Trev:)
Hows the Missus?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

She's here
Look!

How are you sir?
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

I am good!
Now then, theres something Mrs Trev needs to tell you....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

shhhhhhhhhh
i'm not ready to tell him yet!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

Have you packed the suitcase yet?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

nearly
have you made room in your closet?
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Ive got a space for you on the left of my bed...


/Specific
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

pah
thats the lumpy side, i wanna swap!
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Bah!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

BOO!
i'm fine thanks for asking!

:o)
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Well done!
How are the 75 people who sat between you and me at the lights on Aachen Way when you missed the green twice in a row?
( Druid, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

they send their regards
and road rage lawsuits
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Well done, driving is FUN!
I booked my test yesterday and I'm getting scared now.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)