You might not be my type.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Goaty is everyone's type
You'd have a wide-on like a wizard's sleeve and be wetter than an otter's pocket.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

I resent all this wide-on talk.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Don't resent your wide-on
Embrace it. But carefully.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Lest I fall in myself and become an Escher drawing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Endlessly falling, throughout time

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

damn straight
it'll be slippy. don't want to drop it mid-embrace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Do you fancy Comedy dave?
If so, you'll LOVE GW.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Who?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

I look fuck all like comedy Dave
and besides I'm not even interested in getting off with ladies I met whilst talking about having unwanted sex with menstruating dogs.

Even if I was 17 and a virgin I'd still think twice about taking a ladyb3tan up on an offer of some "fun involving nudity and bums"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I don't think that was me, somehow.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)