Christ you're all considerably boring today. Just when I need you to be fun to pass the time.
Can't you all huddle together and fall out with one another or something?
Perhaps one of you can have a bit of a cry or a tantrum?
Come on! You're shit today.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Sorry JMG, we're all wobbled out
There's an air of resignation wafting around the board
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Who's resigned?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

The yiffers?
/hopeful
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

hell no

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Yiffers are worse than paedophiles and hitler.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Hazel Blears

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Somebody's usually having a fight with someone.
Some kind of internet fallout. But lately there's nothing.
I'd hate to stoke the flammable fatties myself as I could be here for hours winning arguments and causing general unrest.
As fun as that is, though. I haven't got the urge for it. :(

Well done b3ta. You've managed to bore everybody important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Usually mocking "spirituality" stirs up a bit of unrest
as can some "comedy" racism.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

You really are not helping

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Needs more GMoS.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

TRUE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Me, you and GMoS should plait our winkies together.
and spin around in a circle like Turkish dancers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

PANDERMONIUM!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Can't someone pretend to have cancer so we can pretend to find it funny ?
Then some people can feign indignance and we can simulate some feelings of derision for them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

im gonna wear my dual skirt with buckly legwarmers tomorrow.
it's gonna be awesome.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I'd like to see you in a relatively short skirt
wearing a MASSIVE strap on cock underneath.

So it dingly-dangles down below the hem of the skirt.

It should be lurid purple rubber
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

SOUNDS SAUCY.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

You're shit.
Do something entertaining and then everyone might join in, lazy. Come the fuck on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Now THIS is more like it!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

JMG
*smashes fat hands onto keyboard*
*runs off crying*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)