that word means nothing to me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Tits. Hooters. Breasts. Shirt potatoes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

On your face?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Is that where Mrs Neptune keeps hers?
Oh I get it AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah I'm not pretty move on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

That's why I didn't understand what she meant.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

I'm glad it's not just me.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I've reread everything I've said and it makes sense.
Unless you two never see anything below your necks in a mirror.

Never fucking mind, eh?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I'll highlight my problem shall I?
You: "Sour faced bints"
Me: "that's the mirror"
You: "Really not, I've got lallies"
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'm not the sour faced bint in question
because I have, amongst other things she regrettably doesn't, tits.

Bints extend lower than their faces.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I think we're on a hiding to nothing with this one.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I thought she meant she isn't the Sour faced bint she has in mind, because the sour faced bint has tiny tits.
or something like that.

I don't know, I'm just agreeing with her becuase she's a girl.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Well at least you got it, Gonz.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

*stares at your nice bewbies*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

That's taking it a bit far
but cheers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Meh, at least I'm honest and knew what you were talking about
*pulls a lemon sucking face*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

:D you're not a pillock, that's why.
Lovely, lovely DG.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Ohh, I was right, fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I know what you meant,
but that's nothing to do with what you said.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I'd just like to say here that I've not been paying attention to this sub thread
But I'm going to glare very sternly at you all.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Don't you glare sternly at me
just because Rain Man and Captain Bumsexy have decided they want a go.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

It's the fight JMG was hoping for
But he's not here to see it. Oh online tragedy.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

This is hardly a fight
This is two boyos having a brainmelt and me being incredulous.


edit: anyway, I've got to go- bye all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I can already see we're in for a thought-provoking, margin-brushing exercise in petty pedantry!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Pick a side you cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

You know someone with their sour face below their neck?
Crikey.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Just because someone only mentioned a person's face,
that doesn't mean they don't have anything other than a face. FFS.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

I don't think these two have much experience of women below the face, TBH.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Well, I'm gay and he's shit.
So, no.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

I should hope so, being as girlretarded as that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

:(
I've had sex with an integer amount of ladies.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

After all this I refuse to believe that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

At least claim a natural number of lays and then we can debate whether 0 is a natural number.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

MoT explains it better than me.
b3ta.com/talk/6199203
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

My reply just there adequately responds to that as well.
I'd expect anyone not autistic to imagine a person with a face, when a face is mentioned, not an entirely disembodied face.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Being sour faced and having horrible/tiny tits are independent statements.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

yes, they are.
and she made both of them. what?
She might not have mentioned the tits in the first statement, but that doesn't mean they weren't there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I think you should draw a venn diagram.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Yes, but having and not having breasts is a way of distinguishing between people.
Hence, seeing that the sour faced bint has no tits whereas you do, means you know the bint is not you.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

YES THIS

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

That's more for the side of 'how do you not get this?'
which is good, I thought I was going a bit mad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Her first post didn't mention the tits.
Therefore saying "No, I've got lallies" does not refute the original claim.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Well personally, I'm just enjoying the fact we're all talking about Captain Wow's tits here

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Yes it does, if the sour faced bint originally mentioned doesn't have tits.
Admittedly, it doesn't prove whether Wow is or is not a sour faced bint, but that's not what's apparently an issue here, it's whether she was the sour faced bint that she saw.
I love pointless arguments.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Original statement "Sour faced bints that glare at me for no particular reason."
No tits were mentioned.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

She didn't have to mention that to use it as an observation later.
Or do you always begin a conversation by stating all the facts which might conceivably be referred to later on?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I keep a minutes for every social encounter I have.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

It refutes the claim "that's the mirror"
because the person in the mirror would have tits, because she has tits.

The argument runs thus:
1. observation: person looks at me who possesses property "sour-faced"
2. hypothesis: person is my reflection
3. observation: I have tits, but person has no tits
4. therefore: person is not my reflection
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Oh for fuck sake mate, let it go, it doesn't fucking matter!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

I know it doesn't matter.
nothing on b3ta matters though, so why stop doing something that doesn't matter?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Quiet now.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Click hide/ignore.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

I thought you'd be with us, Woodside, I really did.
I'm so disappointed.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's very hard to pick sides
when you're struggling to stay awakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)